Situational funny

I rock so much that I bleed granite

- Mike Metcalfe

 

When’s the next Millennium?
>Ummmm 100 years?? or, later this year…

- Vendor and >myself re: the library system and it’s next update

Child 1 “Dinosaurs aren’t meant to be happy, they’re meant to be mean and angry”

Child 2 “But it doesn’t matter because it’s *fiction* “

- Children debating in class with Child 2 speaking matter-of-factly

 

Kia ora thewhaanga!
Now you know how to greet people in Māori

- Flickr

 

Can you plug me in?
>Sure. Love to.

- Kathryn Greenhill and >myself at Educause conference 2009 twittering sessions on our laptops, first time for me

 

You’re not here to make other people feel comfortable

- A friend with some supportive advice for me

 

*whispering* What’s a mare?

*whispering reply* > I think it’s someone who runs a town

- clueless people listening to a conversation about horses and mares

 

Verbal sparring

- Anon. re: when two colleagues disagree they engage in what

 

I’ll do a cyber-dance for you when you are done!

- Seonaid re: my assignment deadline in 15mins

 

Oh, you found your bottom!

>Yes, it was behind me…

- Colleague re: the lid to my USB stick, and >my terrible pun

 

You know foundation….?

>me <blank stare>

- a girlfriend trying to explain makeup to me

 

But wait; there’s more!

- colleague about the regular patron who has 5 kids under 9 years old.

 

It’s not as easy now as it was in your day

- a slightly younger colleague

 

I don’t do gravity

- snail, after spilling a glass of water twice

 

I think that’s called denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt.

- Pete on my assignment when I’m playing on the iPad

 

Imaginary iPad’s can change the world

Oooh look at that – I have a lot of beer left in my glass.  This conversation [with you] has been very sobering

- A friend after 3 beers

 

I’m eating a fairytale for dinner

- Hana re: “The three little pigs” pizza at One Red Dog

 

Welcome to the 4th revised edition

- Unity Books sandwich board (upgraded premises)

 

You may consult with one person only

>And what if that person is Twitter?

Re: Restructures